I’zah Goode Daug
I’zah peruses all her cases with dogged determination. She puts her nose to the ground in pursuit of justice for her clients and will make sure to get you out of the dog house.
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I’zah specializes in the following issues:
- Petty Larceny: Has someone accused you of eating their socks? I’zah can help you put an end these false accusations.
- Zoning: Has someone yelled at you for digging an unpermitted hole in their lawn? I’zah can help you enforce your right to dog holes anywhere you want.
- Anti-Terrorism: Do you feel threatened by ceramic lawn ornaments? Parked red vespas? Small children? Contact I’zah today to learn you about your right to be irrationally terrified of totally harmless things.
- Harassment: Is there a squirrel in your neighborhood who taunts you? Does he run up the tree every time you try to protect your home from his wiles? I’zah can put an end to the taunts and get you the restitution you deserve.
- Trespassing: Is there a cat in your yard? Does he trespass onto your property and then taunt you while you watch from the kitchen window? Learn about your right to bark ridiculously loudly while people are on phone calls with I’zah today.
- Water Boarding: Has someone given you a bath against your will and made you smell like kiwis and papayas? Contact I’zah today to make them pay for what they have done to you.
Reviews:
Often cited as being a real dog in the courtroom
Considered amoung the best lawyers for insanity plea defense
I’zah charges an hourly rate of 200 belly rubs an hour, or for a flat fee if paid in dog biscuits.
